Well, since I didn’t see anybody laughing or even smiling
when I read it, I guess I will have to explain today's gospel story which I
consider one of the funniest in the whole New Testament!
First of all, however, I suppose I should give you a little
background. This is the first and only time Jesus is reported as being
outside Jewish territory. Jesus deliberately went there to get away from the
demands of the crowds who were constantly pursuing him and to get away from the
hostility of the Scribes and Pharisees. He needed some quiet time to think and
pray about the terrible days he had come to realize that were ahead of him. By
leaving Jewish territory and entering Gentile territory, he assumed that very
few of his fellow Jews would follow him.
No sooner than Jesus had crossed the border, a woman who
had heard about him and the wonderful things he could do for hurting people,
showed up and came up to him asking for help for her afflicted daughter. She
was not only a Gentile, she was a Canaanite Gentile and Canaanites were
ancestral enemies of the Jews.
The text says that Jesus didn’t say a word to her in to
answer to her request! Maybe it was because Jewish men were forbidden to speak
to women in public? Maybe he was just trying to pull himself together and think
about how to help her? In any case, imagine that moment of awkward silence as
they stood there in a stand-off – Jesus not saying anything and her not
leaving! Not being able to stand that awkward silence, the disciples
of Jesus intervene. “Jesus, tell her to get out of here and quit calling out after
you!” Not dissuaded by their angry rebuff, the desperate woman approached
Jesus, bowed to him and said simply, “Lord, help me!”
Here's where the fun starts! It loses something in
translation so I am going to have to try to explain it in such a way that
you’ll get the humorous exchange. Jesus says something quite awful-sounding to
her, but you have to imagine him smiling and winking knowingly at her as he
says it. Both Jesus and the woman knew, and everyone standing around knew, that
the Jewish nickname for Gentiles was “dogs.” Jesus says to her in response to
her request, “It is not right to take food that belongs to Jewish children and
give it to “dogs” like you!” (Wink! Wink!) The slang word he used here is
similar to the "b" word we have for “vicious
females!”
She must have picked up on Jesus winking at her as he was
saying out loud what everybody looking on was thinking about her. Instead of
using the “b” word for a female dog, in her answer she uses the word for “little puppies” or cute “household pets.” “Please, Lord, for even “little
puppies” like me don’t mind eating the scrapes that fall from their master’s
table!” (Wink! Wink!) It almost like she is saying to the smiling Jesus, “Just
help me because harmless little "puppies" like me don’t mind eating
left-over scraps from Jews like you!”
I have always imagined them laughing and hugging each other
afterwards as Jesus says to her, “O, woman, great is your faith! Let it be done
as you wish!”
Remember, this story takes place outside Jewish territory.
The significance of this story is that it foreshadows the going out of the
gospel to the whole world; it shows us the beginning of the end of all the
barriers between God and the peoples of the world!
We have a long way to go, but some of us remember the days
when we Catholics believed that all non-Catholics would probably not make it to
heaven? Others of us will remember the days when many Protestants thought we
Catholics would certainly not make it to heaven because we did not have that
“born-again” experience that they had!
Just to remind you of how far we have become, let me remind
you of what the Catholic Church actually teaches today about other religions.
These words come from the Vatican Council II documents.
The Document of Ecumenism says this: “Catholics must
joyfully acknowledge and esteem the truly Christian endowments from our common
heritage which are to be found among our Protestant brothers and
sisters. Nor should we forget that whatever is wrought by the grace
of the Holy Spirit in the hearts of our separated brothers and sisters can
contribute to our own edification.” (That's worth repeating!) Wow! We have come
a long way, haven't we? I have benefitted greatly by what I have learned over
the years since those post-Vatican II years. I preached one whole summer in
Crater Lake National Park under the auspices of the United Church of Christ. I
got more help in leaning to preach from them than I did from Saint Meinrad
Seminary! I got my Doctorate in Parish Revitalization from the Presbyterian
Church seminary in Chicago! It was because of what I learned from Presbyterians
that I was able to do what I did to revitalize the Cathedral of the Assumption
parish downtown in the 1980s and 1990s!
The Document on Non-Christian Religions says this: “The
Church rejects, as foreign to the mind of Christ, any discrimination against
others, or harassment of them, because of their race, color, condition of life
or religion.” (That too is worth repeating!) Wow again! We have come
a long, long way, haven't we? It was because of that Vatican II Document that
we were able to start the Cathedral Heritage Foundation, now called the Center
for Interfaith Relations, which is still functioning around our Cathedral downtown
for almost 50 years now!
Would that we would all dedicate ourselves to living what the passage today from the Gospel of Matthew tells us and what the Church clearly teaches us in our relations with other peoples and their religions! Yes, indeed, we have come a long way, but we still have a long way to go! Let us especially reject those loud screeching voices today who want to take us back to the way things used to be - from the tolerance and ecumenism of today to the intolerance and religious bigotry of yesterday! I don't know about you, but I'm certainly not going back to those days!
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In case you did not see it the other day, here is a little video to prove what "crossing boundaries" can do to help heal Christian/Muslim conflicts in one place on the other side of the world. Catholic and Muslim children singing together "We Are Happy Today" and giving a "thumbs up" sign when the new Catholic school that we have help build opened on July 30, 2026
expand the screen and turn up the volume to hear the singing