Saturday, August 2, 2025

"YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP" #31

 


YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SENIOR TO HAVE A "SENIOR MOMENT"


"A Senior Moment" is an instance of momentary forgetfulness or confusion that is attributed to the aging process. I am having more of them, but I have had them throughout my life. As I have gotten older, I do not think of them as signs of the onset of dementia, but rather my "computer" is so full that it takes some time to "search" for the information.

I guess the worst case of my having a "senior moment" was at a wedding when I was a young priest in Somerset, Kentucky. I had known Joe and Linda for two or three years so I was used to always saying "Joe and Linda" together. However, they "broke up" and Joe started dating Lois. Joe an Lois came to see me one day to see about getting married. I agreed. However, in a "senior moment" during the wedding itself I called the new bride by the old girl friend's name! "Joe, do you take Linda to be your wife?" The congregation, realizing instantly what I had done and why I had done it, erupted in laughter. I clumsily corrected myself, but it was too late! I had to wait till the laughter stopped. Thank God, Lois forgave me!

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Another case of my having a "senior moment" happened a few years later in Monticello, Kentucky. We had developed a practice of praying for one family by name each Sunday and would ask them to "bring up the gifts." When it came time for the petitions, I would make them up on the spot. It was the Adams family's turn. When I got to the petitions, what I wanted to say was, "Let is pray today for all the families of the parish, especially for the Adams family." What I actually said was, "Let us pray for all the families of the parish except the Adams family." What made it worse was that I did not realize that I had just had a "senior moment" until the end of Mass when people started to tease me with questions like, "What's wrong with the Adams family?"

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Now that I am officially a "senior," it seems to me that I have a "right" to "senior moments" and I have reached the point that I don't even try to hide them. Last year, I was "filling in" at St. Frances of Rome Church, St. Leonard Church and a few other places. In the Eucharistic Prayer, I always insert the name of the patron saint of the parish in which I am presiding. I was presiding at St. Frances of Rome Church one Sunday when I had one of those "senior moments." When I got to the place where I mention their patron saint, I went blank. I stuttered and stammered for a few seconds. Realizing I was having a "senior moment," I stopped, looked out at the congregation and asked, "Where am I?" They laughed and shouted, "St. Frances of Rome!" I thanked them, added St. Frances of Rome to the list of saints and proceeded with Mass!




Thursday, July 31, 2025

NOT EVERYONE HAS THE CONVENIENCES WE TAKE FOR GRANTED

 

On Sunday, August 10, the new Saint Veronica Church that a few of us have been working on will be dedicated in Kenyatta Village, Kenya, in eastern Africa. It is a major improvement over the old St. Veronica Church as the before/after pictures below show so well. 

The photo above shows the almost-finished new church a couple of weeks ago. What it doesn't show is the construction of the new latrine (outhouse) at the far end of the rear of the church. Because there is no running water available to the church and most homes, a new larine for the church is required. Because they are expecting 1,000 people from the neighboring villages for the dedication, it will be an absolute necessity that it be finished and ready for the upcoming dedication - just eleven days away!    

Below is a photo of the construction of the pit for the new latrine. It has a poured concrete footing on top of laid stone walls holding back the dirt of the pit walls. This photo was taken a couple of weeks back. When finished, there will be two rooms above ground - one for men and the other for women. 

This photo is not meant to embarrass the good people of Kenyatta Village in Kenya. They are poor, yes, but rich in faith. No, this is meant to raise the awareness of the people living in this country about how much we take for granted, compared to the rest of the world! Many of these good people have to walk miles to church and back home. They have to carry their own food and water for the sometimes dangerous trip in all kinds of weather. They have told me, over and over again, that they consider this new church, with its new bell tower and latrine, a "miracle!" In a way it is! 

With the help of a few generous donors, we have completed the church, with most of its furnishings, as well as funded the food and drinks for a community-wide celebration at the dedication. 

They will be praying for us, so let us pray for them as they finalize the preparations for their historic dedication event. 

IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, CONTACT FATHER KNOTT
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Tuesday, July 29, 2025

THE OUTCOME HAS ALREADY BEEN DECIDED

 

The kingdom of God is like yeast a woman took and mixed with three measures of wheat flour until the whole batch was leavened.

Matthew 13:31-35

 

One of my favorite prayers is the prayer that the priest says after the Lord's Prayer at every Mass.  In it we ask God for all we need to “be always free from sin and safe from all distress as we await the blessed hope and the coming of our Savior.” We could not "await the blessed hope and the coming of our Savior" unless we knew how things are going to turn out, unless we were already in on the great secret, unless we knew that the end will be wonderful., unless we have heard and believed this "good news."  

 

The message of this prayer is truly fundamental to our faith and that is the fact that "the kingdom will come," "good will triumph over evil" and "even the gates of hell will not prevail against it's coming." The Kingdom of God will come because God has seen to it.  Evil may win many more battles against good, but the outcome of this struggle is not up for grabs. The outcome has already been decided.  The victory over sin and death will not be a matter of dramatic explosion like a bomb but a quiet, slow infiltration until evil is finally overpowered and crowded out like yeast working in a mass of dough.

 

One of my favorite words in scripture contains the same message of "awaiting the blessed hope and the coming of our Savior" It is a word used by Paul in his II Letter to Timothy. It is a word under which most of my books are published - sophronismos. Sophronismos is sometimes translated as wisdom, but in actuality it is a very special kind of wisdom. It means the "knowing how to keep one's cool in the face of panic," "the ability to wait in joyful hope in the face of sin and death."  One cannot "await the blessed hope" or possess the ability to keep one's cool in the face of evil unless one knows how all this is going to end.  Otherwise, he would merely be a grinning idiot in the face of the world's many harsh realities.  

 

In spite of this fundamental fact about our faith that we can “await the blessed hope and the coming of our Savior" even while we are up to our necks in alligators, some Catholics can be as negative, hopeless and demoralized about the future as any atheist. It's as if they have not heard that the kingdom will come - with or without our help.

 

When Jesus told us that his final gift to us is peace, this is what he was talking about, not a time of perfect peace, but the "great assurance" that the “yeast is indeed at work in the dough” as we speak and in God's time the “whole batch will be leavened.” Knowing that fact, we can have peace of mind and peace of heart even when things look dismal on the surface of things. When we know that for sure we can indeed be protected from "all distress" and "await the blessed hope and the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ.”   

 

 

 

   

 


Sunday, July 27, 2025

ARE YOUR PRAYERS AN ATTEMPT TO GET GOD OR YOU TO CHANGE?

 

Lord, teach us to pray!

Luke: 11:1-13


I own a lot of books, even though I have culled through them several times over the years, especially when it comes to moving from one house to the next! Most of them, I rarely look at, even though I go digging through them for something every now and them. There are, however, a few books, maybe 10 in all,  that I would really hate to lose, books that have changed my life in one way or another. One of those books is a fifty-five year old book by Louis Evely entitled Our Prayer. It was the book that helped me really understand what prayer is all about! I turn to it often, especially when I talk to groups about the role of prayer in their lives! It’s out of print! I would really hate to lose it!

The insight I got from that book changed my prayer life and helped me make sense of the purpose of prayer.  I had prayed all my life, but I didn’t feel that it was doing all that much good.  I was like that old farmer in one of my former parishes who said that he never prayed for rain because “God’s goina do what God’s goina do anyway!” No matter how much I prayed, it has always seemed to me to that “God was goina’ do what God was goina’ do anyway.” That old book helped me discover that, even though I believed in Jesus and I believed in prayer, I was actually praying like a pagan! 

How do pagans pray?  They whine, beg, cringe and bribe their moody, mean and reluctant gods to loosen up and give them what they want! Their prayers are attempts to inform their gods of things that need to be done and how and when they should be done! Their prayers are attempts to get their gods to wake up and pay attention! Their prayers are an attempt to get their gods to change their minds and moods and do what they want through bribery! Pagan prayer has been portrayed best in those old TV jungle movies. It was almost always the same. The poor people lived at the foot of an active volcano where their god lived! Their volcano god was moody and unpredictable and often blew his top, killing hundreds of their people. To get this god to be good to them, they lived in fear of him and their prayer was basically bribes to keep him at bay and do their bidding. Their sadistic god loved pain, especially pain that involved the shedding of blood.  So if you cut yourself  or whipped yourself till you bled, you had a better chance of getting a favor out of him. If that didn’t work, you threw the prettiest virgin in town into the bubbling lava!  Pagan prayer was always an effort to get the god to change his mind or change his sadistic behaviors or his indifference toward humans.

I used to pray like a pagan. My prayer was more about telling God what I wanted him to hear, rather than listening to God tell me what I needed to hear. I thought prayer was about informing God about what needed to be done in my life and in the world around me. I believed that I needed to work on God if I ever had a chance of getting him to do what I wanted! I felt that I had a better chance of getting what I wanted if I pleaded and begged and cried and starved and deprived myself. I offered bribes: I would light a 30 day candle instead of one of those cheap two hour candles. I would say 50 rosaries instead of one. I would do a 7 day novena instead of a simple silent prayer. I would promise to make a big contribution to charity if my wish was granted. I would attend an all night vigil instead of a few quiet moments during the day.  I probably would have pushed a virgin into a volcano, but there was a shortage of virgins in my town! Pagan prayer is all about getting the attention of a cold, distant, cruel and aggravated god and persuading him to alter his behavior  through bribery and sadism. That is no way for Christians to pray!

One of my favorite readings about prayer is the story of the wise and famous King Solomon’s prayer. We are told that God “appeared to Solomon in a dream one night,” “inviting him to ask for something in prayer.” Solomon points out to God that he had chosen him to be king of a huge nation, even though he was young and inexperienced, and asks him simply for what he needed to do all that God wanted him to do: “an understanding heart” and “the wisdom to know right from wrong.” God was impressed with his prayer and answered it, noting that he could have asked for selfish needs: a long life, riches or vengeance on his enemies!  Solomon teaches us the real meat of all prayer: to do well what God wants us to do! Solomon teaches us the purpose of all prayer: to have us be changed by God, rather than having God be changed by us, as pagans try to do to their gods!  The perfect prayer, as Solomon knew, is to know our calls and to ask only for the “daily bread” we need to live them out!

My friends, the difference between the way pagans pray and the way Christians ought to pray is very different. Pagans pray to persuade their gods to change. Christians pray that God will change them. We do not have a moody, disinterested or stingy God who needs to be bribed or woken up or persuaded to give us what we ask. Our God already wants to give us what is good for us. Our God simply wants us to open ourselves to receive the good he already desires for us. The perfect Christian prayer is a prayer of openness and gratitude. The perfect Christian prayer is the prayer of Mary, “Thy will be done!” The perfect Christian prayer is the prayer of Solomon, “Give me what I need to do the job you have given me!”  The perfect Christian prayer is the pray of Jesus in the garden of Gethsemane, “Your will, not mine, be done!”  God does not need to change, be instructed or be informed. We do! We need to change and want what God wants for us because what God wants for us is always best for us! 

For my conclusion today, I turn to “bumper sticker theology.”  We are all familiar with the bumper sticker that says, “prayer changes things.” There is another bumper sticker that, I believe, is more accurate. It says, “prayer changes people and people change things!”