Saturday, November 1, 2025

YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP #44

 WITH AGE COMES BRUTAL HONESTY  

I TRIED THIS AND MISSED THE MARK, SO I HAVE ADAPTED IT



I TRIED THIS AND MISSED THE MARK AGAIN, SO I HAVE ADAPTED IT TOO

One of the things I like about aging is the fact that I can get away with a whole lot more than I used to get away with! Being almost 82, people tend to excuse me more easily when I tell them the truth about how I truly feel, no matter how rude it might sound! 
 
This concludes a year of YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP on Saturdays. 

for a complete printed collection of last year's posts, go to ronknottbooks.com  

Next week, I will begin a year of CHURCH CHAT cartoons on Saturdays. 


Tuesday, October 28, 2025

MY IDEA OF "RETIREMENT"


When I "retired" around ten years ago, I never imagined that I would just quit what I was doing, relax mostly and pamper myself. I thought of "retirement" as just slowing down a bit, but keeping on doing ministry of some kind. It occurred to me that in "retirement" I could "keep on keepin' on," but instead of merely repeating the things I did in the past,  I could stay energized by taking on newer and different projects. 

As a result, it feels like I am busier than ever! It feels good mainly because what I do is life-giving for me and, from what I hear, for several others as well! As the quotes at the top of this page say (Thomas `a Kempis and Gospel of Luke), I have been "reading, writing, praying and completing new projects for the public good." I do this from a deep sense of gratitude. It's really about "giving back," if you will! Yes, taking on these new projects is definitely motivated by gratitude, not guilt! 

Since "retirement" started around ten years ago, I have posted on this blog almost every other day, published several books, celebrated Masses in two or more parishes and two nursing homes, given a few lectures, conducted a few funerals, written, published and printed many homilies. I helped sponsor the building of a new church in Kenya, the building of a new house for a single mother and paying the tuition, room and board for some seminarians in Tanzania - among other things.   

My best advice, to all you new retirees, is this! Don't stop! Don't just repeat things you did in the past! Rest a while  and then get back to work! This time around, do something new that gives you life and gives new life to others!  As the Book of Proverbs says, "If you water others, you yourself will be watered!" Being other-focused will keep you engaged, keep you healthy and help you keep a "youthfulness of spirit" as Pope John Paul II called it! ! Remember what Bob Dylan used to say, "If you're not busy being born, you're busy dying!" 

At my age, I can hear the "big clock" ticking so I am trying to "make hay while the sun shines!"

But then, there's this..............................!!!!


   



Sunday, October 26, 2025

A POINTED LESSON ON HOW NOT TO PRAY

O God, I thank you that I am not like the rest of humanity---greedy, dishonest, adulterous. I fast twice a week and I pay tithes on my whole income.

Luke 18: 9-14

One of the things I like most about Luke’s gospel is that the tables are always being turned.  Losers win and winners lose. The underdog comes out as the hero. We see it yet again in today’s gospel!

We are presented today with two men praying in the Temple. The man in the front pew is a Pharisee, a holy man, a conscientious keeper of religious laws in their minutest detail. He did everything right, but his religious success has made him proud. He is so proud of his religious observance that his prayer becomes an act of telling God about all the good things he has done for God. He is so arrogant that he even goes as far as putting down the man praying in the back pew. “Thank God,” he prays, “that I am not like everybody else - greedy, dishonest and adulterous- and especially like that tax collector back there in the back pew!” This Pharisee probably wasn’t greedy, dishonest or adulterous, but his success at being good was ruined by his pride and self-righteousness. Instead of praising God in his prayer, he praises himself. 

The man in the back pew, on the other hand, was a tax collector, known for squeezing money out of his fellow Jews, even out of the poorest of the poor, both for himself and the hated Roman government occupying his country. He was praying, too, but his prayer was very different. He simply beats his breast while looking at the ground, saying “God, have mercy on me! I am a sinner and I know it!”

The man in the front pew was good, but proud! The man in the back pew was bad, but humble! Jesus praises the humble man’s prayer, and dismisses the proud man’s prayer. The crowds of ordinary people listening to this little story, people on the edges of religious observance, would have burst into applause at the punch line. They hated arrogant, pride-filled religious types back then as much as we do today.

We all pray like the proud Pharisee  when we think to ourselves things like this. "I thank you God, that I am not from Iran! I thank you God, that I am not a Protestant! I thank you God, that I am not a Moslem!  I thank you God, that I am not a Republican! I thank you God, that I am not a Democrat! I thank you God, that I am not one of those sick child molesters! I thank you God, that I am not an alcoholic or drug addict! I thank you God, that I am not like those rich people who never worked a day in their lives! I thank you God, that I am not like those welfare recipients who never worked a day in their lives! I thank you God, that I am not one of those right-wing conservatives! I thank you God, that I am not one of those left-wing liberals! I thank you God, that I am not like that hypocritical, self-righteous Pharisee in today’s gospel!" 

Even though today’s parable was given to us by Jesus over 2,000 years ago, it is amazingly appropriate today, both in regard to our country and in our church.

We are in a protracted political stalemate and an open-season on angry words and nasty accusations Today, the only way you can get elected to public office it seems is to disparage, demean, ridicule, categorize and vilify people who do not agree with you.  If you tend to be “conservative” in your thinking, idealizing the 1950s in general, you run the risk of being demonized as a “right wing crazy nut case.”  If you tend to be “liberal” in your thinking, demonstrating for the protection of immigrants, you run the risk of being demonized as a “left-wing crazy nut-case.”   

Even our Church, mimicking the worst of the political world, has been infected by the politics of disparagement. If you question, even the most trivial liturgical or organizational change of the restorationists or question the withholding of communion to some politicians, you are demonized as not being a “real” Catholic. If you like traditional customs of piety, you are demonized as “reactionary” or “entrenched.” 

The politics of disparagement, “my way or the highway,” stirring up group feelings and pumping up group identity by vilifying others, is also being used effectively by one or the other against us and we against them. “I thank you God, that I am not like them, whoever they are!”

In the opening words of today’s gospel, we are told that Jesus addressed today’s parable “to those who were convinced of their own righteousness and despised everyone else.” 

Imagine yourself watching the crowd listening when Jesus told this parable. Imagine the shock on people’s faces when he got to the punch line.  When Jesus mentioned the Pharisee, some of the people would have thought they needed to cheer, thinking he was supposed to be the hero.  Pharisees, after all, were good people. They were admired. Their efforts to be holy were second to none. They tried extra hard not to be tainted by corruption and other unseemly influences. They were serious spiritual seekers. The praying Pharisee was probably not greedy, dishonest or adulterous. He probably did fast twice a week and tithed scrupulously. When Jesus mentioned the tax-collector the crowds would have thought they were supposed to boo with repulsion. Tax collectors were known cheats. They collaborated with the enemy who had taken over their country. He was guilty as sin. He knew it and so did the crowd.

But when the parable ends, to the surprise of the audience, Jesus actually praises the prayer of the tax collector and dismissed the prayer of the Pharisee. Why?  All the Pharisee talked about in his prayer was what he had done for God. All the tax collector talked about was what God had done for him. The Pharisee put himself and his goodness in the center of his prayer. The tax collector put God and God’s goodness in the center of his prayer.

The Pharisee felt he was justified only by his own goodness and by comparing that goodness to the badness of others. The tax collector felt justified only by the goodness of God and by comparing his badness to the goodness of God.  By humbling himself, the tax collector went home from praying justified.  By exalting himself, the Pharisee went home unjustified.

The tendency to feel good about ourselves by putting others down, the tendency to compare ourselves with others in order to justify ourselves, runs deep.  Some of the greatest evil in history has come from people who thought they were doing good. Self-righteous Christian religious fanatics were behind the Crusades and the Inquisition, people who murdered and tortured thousands and thousands in the name of “doing God’s will.” Some Moslem religious fanatics, threatened by our invasive culture and foreign policies, bomb, behead and torture innocent people in the name of “stopping the godless crusaders.” I am reminded of a particular quote by Blaise Paschal that fits so well here. “Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.”

Even today, this thinking is behind ethnic cleansing, racism, religious persecution and a host of other forms of “I thank you God that I am not like those people.” 

The late Father Walter Burghardt, who some called the best Catholic preacher of his day in America, suggested that if we need to thank God about ourselves, we should pray like this: “O God, I thank you that I am like the rest of humankind. I thank you that, like everyone else, I too have been shaped in your image and likeness, with a mind and heart to love you. I thank you that, like everyone else, I, too, was embraced by the crucified arms of your Son. I thank you that you judge me, like everyone else, not by my brains or beauty, my skin tone or muscle power, my clothes or my money, but by the love that is your gift to me. I thank you that, for all our thousand differences, I am so remarkably like the people around me.”

No matter how good we think we are, we have surely fallen short! No matter how short we have fallen, there is still some goodness in us! This fact alone should keep us all humble in God’s eyes.