THEY TOLD ME RETIREMENT WOULD BE STRESS-FREE
Laugh Out Loud
You knew when you were working full-time, you could explain to people that you were busy and they would believe you. Now they think you are lying!
You have to find new and more creative ways to explain to people why you would rather do fifty funerals than one wedding because funerals are less stressful!
You get to watch prices go up, up, up while you watch your retirement savings go down, down down!
You brag about having very little on your calendar "next week" only to wake up next week and realize that "next week" is full again.
You know there are people out there right now thinking, "Let's call him! He's not doing anything! He'll do it! He's retired!
You realize that some people are actually pressuring you to do things at inconvenient times they would rather not do - like visiting people you have never heard of in nursing homes, hospitals and funeral homes. At the end of their request, there is always this: "....and while you're there, tell them I send my regards and best wishes!"
If you are in your car, but not speeding, running red-lights or riding someone's bumper, people curse at you and honk their horns at you for being an "aggravating old senior citizen!"
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